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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Orange Species
Originally by: Yorda
Basically all fighting is revolving around the cynojammer, once it goes down and the coalition gets a decent number of caps in a system the fighting in that system is over and it's time to move onto the next cynojammer (see QY6).
How did that work in NOL out of curiosity?
I think it's pretty mean of you to expect tens of thousands of Coalition players to be able to conquer a single system within a month.
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:25:00 -
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Originally by: Otellus BoB is being pretty smug about the Coalition failing to take a cynojammed system. Maybe you could be nice for once and give Goons some advice on how to actually take a cynojammed system.
Lets start with how BoB took all those cynojammed systems in the past? You took a lot of em, didn't you? Like...em....come on help me here, which cynojammed systems did BoB take?
Sounds like a gross tactical error on behalf of the Coalition then. Why did they try to corner BoB if that meant they couldn't kill them off? Or did they just not think through the consequences of their strategy?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:42:00 -
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This is pretty cool. Got to be the best Goon backpedalling thread in weeks.
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:52:00 -
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Originally by: AIchemist Everyone can draw their own conculsion.
Actually, I'm pretty terrible at drawing "conculsions". I can do their legs and their heads fine, but I really struggle with their tails and ears. Maybe we can have an MS Paint competition to see who can draw the best conculsion?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Nekumi
Marakor I stated quite plainly it was my belief you where involved in that fight and I stated again quite plainly I could be wrong. Turns out I'm wrong or you're lying, either way it's not really relevant. Your bitterness against goons is self evident and we've discussed that at length. Forgive me for trying to understand the depths of you and your ilks mindset. A fools goal no doubt but I am a fool.
Hey Nekumi, you've been getting pwned a lot by Marakor in these forums recently! Who'd have thunk it!
Seriously, old chap, maybe it's time to re-think your stock posts and come up with some new, original ones.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: marakor Edited by: marakor on 07/03/2008 16:12:04
Originally by: Nekumi
Originally by: General Windypops Hey Nekumi, you've been getting pwned a lot by Marakor in these forums recently! Who'd have thunk it!
Seriously, old chap, maybe it's time to re-think your stock posts and come up with some new, original ones.
I have stock posts? I've been pwned!!!! 
I guess I should start rollin with da punches about now and maybe redefine my win conditions so that I am immune to the shame and horror of being a terrible poster and being pwned by alts.

You already do and you suck at it.
Hey Marakor that's a pretty neat burn.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Yorda I wish I owned a dog that could post 
I guess it's only RA that gets to have a pet to post for them.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 16:55:00 -
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I'm going to leave Marakor in charge of this thread for a bit as he seems to be on top of things, and I need to go out to the shops for a bit. I'll be back to tidy up in an hour or so if things get out of hand.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 19:05:00 -
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Cliff's Notes
- Goons now losing on forums as well as in game - Apparently tens of thousands of people aren't enough to take out a single system. Goons already bleating for a nerf.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 19:20:00 -
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Ah well, if you ask CCP nicely enough they'll change the game for you?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: marakor Edited by: marakor on 07/03/2008 19:22:09
Originally by: General Windypops Ah well, if you ask CCP nicely enough they'll change the game for you?
Well at least asking nicely will be a switch from open threats like the last time.
That's true. Remember that time when Goonfleet swore to quit en masse if they didn't get their way when they made up those accusations about CCP? That was pretty laffo.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:07:00 -
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Originally by: Atomos Darksun I love the good CAOD Goon bashing phrase,
"YOURE NOT WINNING FAST ENUF!"
Tens of thousands in the coalition, one system to conquer, taken over a month. There's only so long the 'not winning fast enough' mantra lasts. Cos to be honest, you really AREN'T winning fast enough. How much more nerfing do you need to actually achieve it?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Atomos Darksun I love the good CAOD Goon bashing phrase,
"YOURE NOT WINNING FAST ENUF!"
Tens of thousands in the coalition, one system to conquer, taken over a month. There's only so long the 'not winning fast enough' mantra lasts. Cos to be honest, you really AREN'T winning fast enough. How much more nerfing do you need to actually achieve it?
I am really interested in your opinion. Could you elaborate bit more?
Thanks.
Sure. The 'not winning fast enough' mantra worked about 5 months ago. But seriously, this is the least impressive 'last stand' you could possibly imagine. You had all the numbers on your side. You had BoB cornered. You got the nerfs you petitioned for.
Yet months later, after weeks of sieging nol you've achieved almost nothing. You wasted the sweet spot where you had vast numbers of allies, and now the desire to defeat BoB is fading and you've squandered your chance.
I mean, seriously, how much of an ingame advantage did you have? and what did you achieve with it?
Pretty laffo imo.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Yorda Bob wont even setup a gatecamp without a titan in system.
What the hell did you expect? Surely you had a game plan to deal with this? Why is it not working? Why did you promise to annihilate BoB if you're utterly incapable of doing it? Why didn't you achieve it while you still had the morale on your side?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Sentinel Eeex I am not sure I quite understand. Could you, please, explain in more detail? Thanks.
Rather than go into it in more detail I'll simplify it. You guys seem to struggle to understand the tactical stuff.
You had your chance. You blew it. You failed. ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:29:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 07/03/2008 22:30:18
Originally by: Dangerously Cheesey
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Yorda Bob wont even setup a gatecamp without a titan in system.
What the hell did you expect? Surely you had a game plan to deal with this? Why is it not working? Why did you promise to annihilate BoB if you're utterly incapable of doing it? Why didn't you achieve it while you still had the morale on your side?
Crap is the war over already? Why didn't someone tell me! I didn't realize those towers in J-L were the only thing holding bob back :(
Ah cool! You're winning? So what have you achieved in the last fortnight?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:30:00 -
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PS - Look at the cute kitty in my sig!
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:42:00 -
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So why are you incapable of taking down their cynojammer?
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Dangerously Cheesey Edited by: Dangerously Cheesey on 07/03/2008 22:48:08
Originally by: General Windypops So why are you incapable of taking down their cynojammer?
We are waiting for the green light from our Russian overlords.
Why not try to achieve something on your own?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 23:03:00 -
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Maybe this will be the page where GS actually achieve something in game?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 23:06:00 -
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Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: General Windypops Maybe this will be the page where GS actually achieve something in game?
I don't think Goldman Sachs actually plays this game.
I remember when goon posts used to be amusing.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 23:18:00 -
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5 pages of utter tripe posted by GS members and not a single one with any in-game achievements to announce. Sounds like my work here is done. GL on the morale guys.
Night night.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Twoside
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Originally by: General Windypops Maybe this will be the page where GS actually achieve something in game?
I don't think Goldman Sachs actually plays this game.
I remember when goon posts used to be amusing.
I remember when popsy posts used to be amusing. Oh wait, no I don't :)
(but keep posting anyway!)
I dunno, the stuff about Rorquals and my buttocks is comedy gold.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Omeega Edited by: Omeega on 08/03/2008 13:41:32
Originally by: General Windypops Maybe this will be the page where GS actually achieve something in game?
I've learn new communication techniques, here it goes;
TRY
HARDER
WE
STILL
DON'T
CARE
!
How did it go?
Hey Omeega! For someone who doesn't care you sure do reply to a lot of my posts.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 20:02:00 -
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This is awesome. It's a chilled out Saturday night, and I get to sit and watch increasingly angry coalition posts mounting up.
I always said the Coalition was going to fail, and now I get to sit and watch it happen with a smug grin on my face.
Thanks in advance for your smackposts.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 08/03/2008 20:36:53
Originally by: Self Similar
Originally by: General Windypops This is awesome. It's a chilled out Saturday night, and I get to sit and watch increasingly angry coalition posts mounting up.
..
Thanks in advance for your smackposts.
Sad really. You have my sympathy if that's what you're up to =/ I recall seeing a beginner's guide for conversations.. if you are having difficulties with this topic, let me know and I'll dig up a link, it was in vice. Its quite good, covers things like not being a *****, taking interest in other people, generally developing a sound attitude and such.
ALL VALUABLE LIFE SKILLS KIDS (apparently).. not that its helped me, but there we go. 
Smackpost number 1! I predicted this would happen. Yust so you know, Self Similar, I'm cool with the fact that you have to google guides on how to relate to people. Don't be ashamed - It's pretty neato that you're trying to improve yourself.
I see it's now official that IAC have split too. Neato!
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 21:02:00 -
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 21:06:00 -
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I notice that in recent posts Coalition members are already claiming that BoB aren't retaking their old systems fast enough.
I honestly never imagined that the Coalition would fail quite as badly as this. Considering they had, at one stage, tens and tens of thousands of players lined up against BoB it's pretty incredible that they failed to take nol.
All my predictions are coming true - except that even I thought the Coalition would hold together longer than this.
I'm still right, though.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Hrin Oh windypops, your mouth frothing diatribes are so interesting. Can you do another?
but I want to know is what did a goon do to you? Did a goon break your heart? Did he love you and leave you in the morning? Do you hate us because we are beautiful?
FYI, you are the ultimate trolled (not troll). Someone trolled you so bad that can't go a day or thread without posting about how horrible goons are. I want to know what that troll was, for posterity. What makes you wake up, come to caod and post all day? Unfortunately, I'll be heading out pretty soon so i won't be able to respond to your every post like yesterday.
You always reply to me with such long posts, and I can never be bothered to read them :(
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk IAC has not withdrawn from the conflict, altho we did recall our capitals and not doing any POS spam and we're pretty lazy and riding bikes playing with UNL and starting some empire wars and reset smashkill for a laugh...
SO YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY COMMITTED ETC
It's OK. I don't think anyone expected you to last the distance anyway. I forgive you.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.08 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 08/03/2008 23:18:56
Originally by: Dangerously Cheesey
Originally by: General Windypops I notice that in recent posts Coalition members are already claiming that BoB aren't retaking their old systems fast enough.
I honestly never imagined that the Coalition would fail quite as badly as this. Considering they had, at one stage, tens and tens of thousands of players lined up against BoB it's pretty incredible that they failed to take nol.
All my predictions are coming true - except that even I thought the Coalition would hold together longer than this.
I'm still right, though.
BoB is retaking their old systems? Which ones exactly?
I'm assuming they had to retake nol, since you guys had tens of thousands of guys in your coalition attacking a single system, and vowed to conquer it.
How did they win it back exactly? I assume, judging by the huge number of alliances that are now retreating, you finished the job?
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